Duke Nukem Says...

It's time to abort your whole friggin' species

I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards

Damn, that was annoying

Get back to work, you slacker

Ahhhh! Much better

You're an inspiration for birth control

Bitchin'

Blow it out your ass!

Hmmm... Book 'em, Dan-o

Ha! The captain's log!

Looks like clean-up on aisle four

Come get some!

Come on

I'm not cryin' over this

See you in hell

Damn

Damn it!

I don't know who you are, where you're from, or what you want... but if you threaten my freedom, I'll kill you

Game over!

Damn, I'm good

Damn! I'm lookin' good!

Holy cow!

Holy s***!

Ooo, that's gotta hurt

Hail to the king, baby

It hurts to be you

Nobody jacks with our independence!

Let God sort 'em out

Let's rock

Go ahead - make my day

I'm gonna get medieval on your asses

Heh, heh, heh. What a mess!

My name's Duke Nukem

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum

Hmm-hmm-hmm! Payback time!

This pisses me off

Hmmm. Don't have time to play with myself

Ready for action

Terminated!

Oops. This sucks

Damn! You're ugly

Who wants some?

Hmm-hmm-hmm! Wasted!

It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!

You suck

You guys suck!

You're gonna die for that